Dr. Leroy Brown

So our little picture of obedience went to get schooled every Monday for 6 weeks in a row.



Mmmm tampon box.

He graduated this week to much fanfare. There was puppy cake:

We were able to set it in front of him and tell him to "wait."

And then he ate it in 2 bites. They played a game in class to review everything they learned. Leroy came in 7th place and got a prize!

Okay, maybe there were only seven dogs in the class. In any event, he takes the it all very seriously.

And since he has an education, we decided it was time he got a job.

We certainly don't have time to do the laundry anymore.

How to shop for jeans.

1. Try on several pairs and get upset.
2. Almost convince yourself that you can keep wearing the pair you have.
3. Realize you won't be able to participate in jeans Friday as you current pair violate several items in the dress code (e.g. It is suggested that staff wear clothing that do not expose staff’s crotch or ass).
4. Try on more jeans.
5. Discover that you are too short, too hippy, and generally not proportional.
6. Try on a pair of jeans one size bigger than your normal size.
7. Relish the luxurious spaciousness of bigger jeans.
8. Buy bigger jeans.
9. Wear jeans for one day.
10. Remember that jeans relax after wearing.
11. Fail.
12. Resolve that you will have to either gain weight or wear jeans that are too big for you for the rest of your life because you are sure as hell not going jeans shopping ever again.